Only in My Mind
06.20.10
Clay and I went to Austin for a quick little getaway and to see my brother, Steve on his birthday. Of course we stayed at the Omni Hotel. The first night there, Clay went out onto the balcony to gaze upon the pool and it’s inhabitants and came rushing back in all excited saying “I think the people below us are going to have sex on their balcony! They are laying a blanket and pillows down!” ( Our balcony was half the size as the one below us, so he had a clear view of their balcony with just a glance down) He motioned for me to come out with him…I totally declined. He persisted with: “When is this opportunity ever going to present itself again? The people below are going to have sex on their balcony and we have a front row seat, and you don’t want to see?” “What if they see us looking?” was my response. Clay: “They are having sex outside…they have to know they might be seen…maybe that’s what they want.” He finally just went out there by himself. I kept picturing me looking over just to see them looking at me. I would be mortified. Clay was out there for a while then came back in motioning me to come out with him, whispering “They’re doing it! She’s riding him! Come out with me. You’ll probably never get this kind of a chance again!” Under pure duress, I went out there. Clay took a quick look over, then straightened up right away. When I looked over, they were gone. They had been looking up when Clay looked over….I stared at our hotel door all night waiting for the knock that I just knew was inevitable. Never came.
The situation got me thinking about being watched while having sex. In my “Lolivision”, it’s kinda exciting…then, like always, I over-think it. Talking about it is one thing. It’s a topic that comes up every now and again during a “dirty-talk” session. Well, after the hotel incident, I really thought about.
In my Lolivision, I’m a Sex-Goddess! Men swoon over me and my love-making…Back to reality now, I don’t EVER want ANYONE to see me having sex. Heck, I don’t even want to see me having sex cause I’m sure that it’s nothing like I see with my Lolivision. In my Lolivision, my hair is always perfect, no JBF hair. My skin is always smooth and tan. I’m perfectly coiffed everywhere and nothing jiggles that shouldn’t. Everything I say is sexy and every movement I make is sexy. Ya, that’s the ticket…NOT! The sad reality is that I prolly make weird noises and have things still jiggling way longer than need be…One thing is for sure, I know I don’t EVER want to know what my “O-Face” looks like…
Laugh…but think about it. I know in my reality, the world and my kids are safe. There will never be a sex tape surface with me as the star or co-star. (unless it’s on America’s Funnies Videos or a SyFy Channel special)
Tags: clay, loli, lori, Omni Hotel