Visions From Loli

Okay, so quick post here just to vent a little.

First, let me start off by repositioning myself from the fetal position so that I may bow down before any and all IT Help Desk Professions…each and everyone of you are GODS!

This morning I set out to return a book to Amazon.  Lalalala, going to the Amazon site, logging in…Lalalala, clicking “return purchase”….Lalalala, “why are you returning”…”Don’t need it”….Lalalala, “click here to print return label” SSSCREECHHHH! Shit! My printer isn’t hooked up!  Oh, well, I’ll just plug it in real quick.  Lalala, getting cable…Shit! It went wireless through our Naz, so I have to set that up too.  Oh, well, Lalala, getting cable….Shit! Can’t find the damn cable.  Oh well, I’ll just hook it up directly to my computer, I can just sit it on the floor next to my computer, afterall, I just need to print one thing.  Lalala, connecting power cord…Lalala, connecting usb cord….Shit! Why isn’t my mouse working? It’s okay, I’ll just try another usb port…Lalala…Shit! Still not working! Let me try another port…Shit! How about another? Shit, Shit, Shit!  (Thinking of calling Clay for advice, but knowing what I will hear is: “Have you tried turning it off and then back on again?”>Classic Roy<)   Now I know I should just reboot, but I’m wondering if I’ll loose the ability to print this label.  What if I only get one chance?  There’s gotta be a way to move around using my keyboard…Arrow keys? Let’s try arrow keys…Lalala, Damn, Shit, Damn! Why isn’t my GD keyboard working? >deep breath<It’s okay, we’ll try another usb port…Lalala… GD, Damn, Shit, Frak! Hit my GD head on the desk…it’s okay, no blood…Lalala…Shit, WTF is going on! Why isn’t my MF’in mouse and keyboard working?     Fuck it! Reboot…lala…What the Hell is going on here?  Why isn’t my monitor working now?  How the fuck does this happen?  Reboot again..la-effin-la…AARRGGHH! Still no monitor, mouse or keyboard?! SHIT, FUCK, FUCKITY, FUCK! I just want to print one GD thing for fuck’s sake! Let me try just unplugging the power cord from my computer…La-effin-la…

Lalala! We have monitor, we have mouse, we have keyboard! Lalala!  Now will Amazon let me print this label?  Going to Amazon, Lalala…Signing in, Lalala…Yesss! “Reprint label”, Lalala….What do you mean you need the drivers for my printer? WTF! I’ve always used this  GD, M-Effin, ass-licking, Fucking printer! Why the fuck do you need the GD drivers? Where did the other drivers you were using before go?  Did they just GD disappear into thin air?  “Insert disc” I’ll fucking “Insert disc”  I know the perfect fucking place to “Insert the GD disc”…FUCK, FUCKITY, FUCK!!!!! It’s okay, I’ll just go to the HP website and download the drivers, they’ll be the most up to date anyway….la-effin-la,la…

Okay, so bottom line is, I printed the return label.  Clay is cringing and wiping his brown knowing that he just totally lucked out “getting” to be at work while I struggled my way through this…He’s the only one that know’s that what I wrote above is way milder than what really went on……Right, Sweetie?

Lalalala

Tags: Amazon.com, clay, HP, IT

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