Jacked Up
07.16.09
Okay, so I’m driving to work this morning and ahead of me in the next lane is one of those jacked up mini monster trucks…I immediately wonder what he’s compensating for. I look in my rear view mirror and I see yet another jacked up truck…to me, it looked like it may have a few more bells and whistles on his truck than the one ahead of me. I giggled just a bit to myself as I wondered if the two truck owners were taking mental inventory of the others’ truck. In the “LaLa-LoliLand” in my mind I knew that they were. The truck behind me was jacked up just a bit higher than the one in front of me and his tires were even bigger…you know what that means…NOTHING! I sped up just a bit to see if the two would acknowledge each other when they got next to the other, you know how motorcycles, bus drivers and cops do. Nope. They both just stared straight ahead. This situation occupied my mind the whole way to work as, in my LaLa-Loliland, I tried to decipher just how teeny-tiny their penises really are. I came to the conclusion that those are some wee little pee-pees.
TeeHee